What is your name?
What is your e-mail address?
1. What is your sex?
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Male.
Female.
Other.
Yes.
2. What do you do for a living?
---no answer---
Nothing.
Student.
Nun / Priest.
Burger-flipper.
Call-girl.
Postal employee.
I'm job-hunting tomorrow.
Sex Toy.
Other.
3. What most accurately describes your taste in clothes?
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Midieval.
Caveman.
Leather and Lace
Extraterrestrial
S.S. storm trooper.
Clothes bother me.
Clothes taste bad.
I'm not telling you.
Other.
4. What is your favorite food?
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Cow flesh.
Pig flesh.
Fish flesh.
Bird flesh.
Human flesh.
My own flesh.
Any other animal flesh.
Vegetables.
Christians.
Clothes.
5. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop®?
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One
Seven
Thirteen
Twenty Seven
I don't know--I always bite it
Candy rots my teeth
I only eat flesh.
Screw that and lick ME ÑëÇrÖmÅñ¢Ér
Other.
6. Have you ever killed anyone?
---no answer---
Yes.
7. What do you think of what you have seen on this site?
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Eat shit. (I am a fundamentalist christian.)
Eat shit. (Not a fundamentalist, but I still think you suck.)
Sorry, ÑëÇrÖmÅñ¢Ér, but you need to get a life. (trying to be nice...)
The jokes on the screen make me smile. hehehehehe.
I'm blind.
I don't think.
8. If you ever were to have the opportunity to eat human flesh, would you?
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Only in cases in which it means survival.
Never, not under any circimstances.
Specifically what parts of the body are we talking about?
Well, maybe just a nibble, if there are sauces for dipping.
Excuse me for a minute, I have a fingernail stuck in my teeth.
9. How did you end up here?
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Instant karma got me.
It's hard to avoid this sort of shit.
I like to laugh at people with no lives.
All of the above resons apply.
Define "here."
10. What are you thinking as you complete this questionaire?
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I would rather had put my face in a blender than had started this.
I think you are one bored little bastard.
I don't do much with my time anyway.
This has been the high point of my day.
What? I can't hear you... my face is in a blender....
I heard you get prizes at the end. (you don't...)
11. So, why in the hell are you still here?
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It has to get better.
It can't get worse.
I can't move.
Since I got here, I've started to feel better about myself.
MMMmm, prizes.
Nobody listens to me but you, ÑëÇrÖmÅñ¢Ér.
I'm leaving now.
12. What are you going to do after you leave this site?
---no answer---
Kill you.
Kill myself.
Kill someone else.
Make a sandwich.
Take a shower you sick fuck.
Praise ÑëÇrÖmÅñ¢Ér.
Already gone.
13. Finish this sentence:
The most important component of a healthy breakfast is...
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